I have a closet in my house I'm convinced connects to infinity. Anything I put in it is separated from me forever. Not nearly as cool, but with a lot more potential for mischief is the closet in THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (Collier Books, $1.95). It leads to a place called Narnia with bad witches, noble lions and pieces that fit just right for a healthy dose of moralizing. That said, C. S. Lewis is a captivating storyteller.