You Can't Spell America Without ME

You Can't Spell America Without ME

The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President, Donald J. Trump : A So-called Parody

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Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump's presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally

"I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs . My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy."

Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President . Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world.

There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office.

President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private - inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more.

You Can't Spell America Without Me is presented by America's foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin.

You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!
Publisher: New York : Penguin Press, 2017.
ISBN: 9780525521990
Characteristics: 246 pages : color illustrations ; 25 cm
Additional Contributors: Andersen, Kurt 1954-- Author


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Sep 11, 2018

The absurdity that is the Trump White House is brilliantly satirized in this journal written in his voice over the period of a year. Kurt Anderson evokes the rampant stupidity, self absorption, and petty obsessions of the buffoon in the Oval Office in just the right way, mixed with photographic takes of Alec Baldwin in character as the witless Chief Executive. It's hilarious, until you realize it must be even more ludicrous in the administration of Cadet Bone Spurs.

Apr 26, 2018

If you find denigrating anyone is funny your a socialist. If you think Alec Baldwin or Kurt Anderson actually knows anything about Trump your as much a socialist as Alec Baldwin and Kurt Anderson. This book wasn't about parodying Trump as I first thought it was, it wasn't funny because in Alec Baldwin's socialist mind this is whining about Trump winning the presidency and White House. Baldwin is such a poor socialist loser. The guy who is playing Trump in the book is a comedian who was on America's Most Talented Show some time back. I recall when he firt walked out on stage the Hollywood celebrities sat there in disgust. In only three seconds one of them rang the X bell to get him off stage. That tells you everything you need to know about socialist Hollywood. So, I would ask if you would laugh at denigrating people with disablilities, denigrating western people who believe in their Rights and Freedoms, denigrating those who believe in western democracy, but love bullying anyone who doesn't believe in Baldwin and Hollywood's Brand-X of socialism. Sorry, I just hate bullies and always have. This could have been a very funny book, but the intent of the book was not about being funny, but being very serious and socialists would get that. I know someone at EPL is going to flag me, but once again when I see denigration of anyone in print it's a no brainer for me to toss it back on the shelves and let the lesser intelligent, especially Hollywood personalities, have their fun. It's just so pathetic.

Apr 09, 2018

Satire at its supreme best; uproariously funny and soberingly accurate.

Mar 09, 2018

Oh, god. Oh, God. I can't... I can't even... it's'll have to...

Seriously, this book is hilariously, uproariously funny, right up until the moment you remember, you realize, he is really, actually the President of the United States.... and as you read this is doing stupid, horrifying stuff, somewhere in the White House.... and then it's not so funny. Then it's like, oh God, no.

But this is still a funny book, written by one of the men who, um, knows him best.
You will laugh until it hurts.

Nov 12, 2017



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