Am I the Princess or the Frog?

Am I the Princess or the Frog?

Jim Benton's Tales From Mackerel Middle School

eBook - 2005
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Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on ... Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her crush on Mr. Prince, the new student teacher at Mackerel Middle School, and she feels certain that he is the secret admirer who is sending her love poems.
Publisher: New York : Scholastic Inc., [2005]
Copyright Date: ©2005
ISBN: 9780545649445
0545649447
0329588648
9780329588649
9781439520499
1439520496
9780439629072
0439629071
Characteristics: 1 online resource : illustrations.

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“never underestimate your dumbness!!”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”

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lorrainendovi
Jul 18, 2015

This book makes me laugh I love, love, love it!

lakevilla_IDOL Oct 18, 2012

There's a girl named Jamie, she's the one that rights the journal entires, and she has a secret admirer who likes her a lot. His name is Hudson Rivers and he'll do almost anything to be with Jamie, be by her, or even talk to her. Jamie say's he has a tuff competition with her prince charming. This makes the book very interesting, confusing, good, funny, and keep asking yourself questions. Overall this is a good book and I think you should read it and you"ll enjoy it very much just as I did myself.

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

funny and good to read!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jasleenrox
Jul 30, 2011

This is a really funny book! I enjoyed reading it.

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Preetpaul Grewal
Jul 18, 2011

It was funny

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. Jamie Kelly writes in

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