That's What Friends Aren't foreBook - 2010
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So then I had a huge mouthful of toothpaste. I swear, toothpaste really seems to get bigger in your mouth, and you can't swallow it, so it just sits in there getting foamier and foamier.
This time, when the little girl looked over, it wasn't because she saw me doing something. It was because she was petrified. And me, being friendly, did what I had been doing all night: I smiled at her.
Okay. Let me just say, for the record, that I look nothing like a werewolf. Nobody could ever mistake me for one.
Except maybe if they were really young, and it was really dark, and they were watching a scary werewolf movie and I smiled at them with a mouthful of dripping, frothy slobber.
“How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”
“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”
“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”
“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”
“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”
“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”
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Jamie is upset because she is now automatic friends with her old enemy Angeline, and so she tries to find something that she and her real friend, Isabella, can do together for the school talent show without Angeline.
Jamie Kelly, a middle-school girl, has big plans for the school's talent show.
Jamie, Angeline, and Isabella agree to make a band, and they're on a search to find a perfect band mate/friend.
Take a peek in Jamie Kelly's diary, where everything is true.
Or as true as it needs to be.
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