"Sofie's mother tells her it is the season for miracles, but Sofie's convinced it's more of a season for whackos and flashing Santas. After nearly losing a battle with the local strange 'vampire' a month ago, she regrets ever having bitched about boring cheating spouse cases and process serving. Right about now she could go for a nice, long stretch of nothing but finding people's lost pets. But if Sofie's learned anything, it's that her life will probably never be routine--or boring--again. After all, kidnapping is never boring. Especially when it's Sofie being kidnapped"--Dust jacket flap.