How Shall I Tell the Dog?

How Shall I Tell the Dog?

And Other Final Musings

Book - 2009
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In this hilarious and moving book, popular English humorist Miles Kington faces cancer and death with his sparkling trademark wit, musing on everything from board games and yodeling to the prospect of being outlived by his dog.

When some people are told they have only a few months to live, they might travel around the world or write their memoirs or put their affairs in order. When it happened at the age of 66 to Miles Kington-one of England's best-loved humorists-he did what he did best, offering sharp, wry, laugh-out-loud observations and ideas about his situation. Following his diagnosis of pancreatic cancer, Kington proposes crazier and crazier ideas for his next book (what he calls "cashing in on cancer") in a series of letters to his literary agent, Gill.

And what sort of things capture Kington's attention in his waning months? The sudden grimness of those 1,000 Places to See Before You Die books, for example. (What about 100 Things to Do Before You Die, Without Leaving Home?, he suggests. Instead of bungee jumping and whitewater rafting, learn to whistle with two fingers in your mouth, yodel, or steam open envelopes.) The irony that his dog, Berry, will probably outlive him, or the semi-outrageous idea of creating a funeral video:

The answer is quite simple.

Make a video in advance of my farewell speech, to be shown on a monitor, from the pulpit, or on a screen behind the stage, or wherever the best place would be.

I have already visualised the opening shot.

It is of me, smiling ruefully, and saying to camera: "Hello. I'm sorry I couldn't be here in person with you today."

Mischievous and utterly original, Miles Kington's words in the face of death are memorable and surprisingly uplifting.

Publisher: New York : Newmarket Press, 2009.
Edition: 1st ed.
ISBN: 9781557048417
Characteristics: 206 p. ; 21 cm.


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Apr 06, 2015

He made me laugh while at the same time navigating with him in my imagination his plight. I was filled with admiration for him for his honest portrayal of himself and ability to keep it funny. There was a lot of stuff unsaid but felt.

I didn't find it sad at all anymore sad than I am for anyone who had every reason to live but could not.

Dec 24, 2009

It wasn't as funny as I had expected. I think the reason is because knowing this author was dying as he wrote it either uplifts you as the reader knowing that you don't lose your sense of humor in the face of death or negates the humor, making it a dark read. Either way, it is sadder than it is funny so I have moved on to something else for the time being.


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