Quotations (16)

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Kim Baker: What inspired you to enlist originally? Lt. Stern: I'm a big fan of the movie Predator with Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're the same height.
Kim, did you ever feel like you're manning that tollgate and the engineer's yelling, "I got pig iron, I got pig iron"? -No. I don't know what that means. === But they want to walk to the river. It's their only chance to be social and…
Soldier's heart to heart, part 1 of 2: Ma'am, I lost my legs because of an IED, not because of you. -I appreciate that, but if I hadn't quoted you, you wouldn't have been transferred. No, really, you can say whatever you want to me. That's…
Soldier's heart to heart, part 2 of 2: Goddamn! Once you got no legs, everyone takes everything so serious. I mean, there's only so much any of us have any control of, good or bad. If you didn't learn that in Afghanistan, you were not…
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"Your national animal is the unicorn." "I think that's romantic." "That's the national animal of the kingdom I ruled when I was eight."
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"Kim, you know the frog in the pot of water. You raise the temperature bit by bit. The frog doesn't notice. That's what this place, that's what this job does to all of us. It changes your perception of what's normal until here we…
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"I dig pits to trap others and I fall in. I should be suspicious of what I want." "I don't know what that means." "You do."
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"The human body produces its own heroin. In fact, when the fight-or-flight instinct is activated in the hypothalamus, your body releases endorphins, dopamine, and norepinephrine, that is heroin, cocaine, and amphetamine all at once."…
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"Look, Nicky, I know you've been specially trained to protect New Zealand from, what, dolphins, but I'm not exactly a war zone virgin." "Dolphins? What have dolphins got to do with New Zealand?" "Nothing to do with that." "Dolphins…
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"I'm so pretty I don't even want to vote."
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(hears gunfire) "What the hell was that?" "It's probably just a wedding nearby. They like to shoot off guns at weddings here. You get it, you're from Florida."
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"A lot of women find me very charming, Kim." "No, not biological women. Women who think that an accent is the same thing as a personality, maybe."
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"Is your full name Shakira, 'cuz I thought it was a Colombian nickname?" "Why would you think that?" "Because of the singer." "No, I know. I'm kidding. No, it's Arabic for 'thankful.'" "Kim is American for 'white lady.'" "Actually, 'Kim'…
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"You're forty ... two?" "Sold."
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"No, I don't care. I drank too much water and I have to pee." "Stop, stop, I am engaged to be married." "Okay, Faheem, I know you like your women to be like beautiful, mysterious Ikea bags, but we urinate, doctor, out our vaginas." "You…
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"Oh, my god, it's so nice to have another woman in the house. I love that lippie colour. What is that?" "No, they're just really chapped."